Thursday, September 3, 2009

When Mr, Mrs, and Miss just aren't enough, or how to be Pretentious

Having missed all the other Epstein simchas, My Pi and I are planning to go to the next Epstein Bar Mitzvah, which is taking place in Manchester in the fall.

Signed up for British Air email. Had trouble deciding what to sign up as.

Her Holiness wasn't an option so I had to settle for Princesse.

What would you choose?

From the British Air website:


See for yourself at:
http://www.britishairways.com/travel/inet/public/en_us
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3 comments:

  1. Social_StormSeptember 3, 2009 at 7:47 PM

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  2. LanseySeptember 3, 2009 at 9:45 PM

    terrible, his holiness is there but not her holiness!

    For those interested in the full text list (from the url src)

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  3. notElonSeptember 4, 2009 at 1:21 AM

    I don't think popes are normally female, Yoni.

    Of course, the poor guards at the Airport will wonder what happened to La Princesse's Entourage, but you can just tell them that they were misplaced during La Révolution.

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