Election 2014 - Pallone

And to think - These photos were from his campaign, not the opposition's.

The Selfie Arm Extender

The Selfie Arm Extender

Barnes & Noble Fail

#Barnes & Noble Fail, #Geography Fail

The Groundhog War

We have declared war on the groundhogs. So far we have trapped all 5 that had taken over our front steps. On the day this was taken, we trapped a total of 4 of them. These 3 were caught in the morning. The 4th was caught after these were taken away and the traps put back out. Next we go after the ones on the side of the house, then the back.

After we catch a groundhog, we call up the Edison Animal Shelter and they come and take them away. To be released in someone else's backyard.  Which is behind the Animal Shelter (in back of the Municipal Building). I'm glad I don't live on that block.

You Must Complete Your Flight by, at the Latest, Two Thousand and Twelve Years Ago

 Those pesky airline rules. 

I was trying to verify the policy for changing the date on a flight booked with frequent flyer miles and came across this helpful page. 

 You must complete your flight by Jan 01 of the year 0002.  

Not sure what kind of aircraft you would be on since the Wright brothers 1st flight wasn't until 1900, and according to Wikipedia, the hot air balloon wasn't much earlier

The brothers Joseph-Michel and Jacques-Etienne Montgolfier developed a hot air balloon in Annonay, Ardeche, France, and demonstrated it publicly on September 19, 1783 with an unmanned flight lasting 10 minutes.

Maybe carrier pigeon? 

Don't think the asterisk clears anything up. All it talks about is how much this change is going to cost you.  And I wonder what you should pay the airline change fees with?  May I suggest

Not sure how long this flight re-booking policy will be in effect, as the airlines change their rules all the time, so if you are going to check it out, do so soon.      united.com/reservation/flight/cancelAwardRebook.aspx

My Backyard Wild America - Baby Goundhogs

Or in this case front steps. These are my front steps. This is not good. This is going too far.

Four, count them. Four!

How to Prevent Forest Fires

Make sure all your forests have fire hydrants. Simple.

This Company Actually Figured out How to Clone Their Employees!

You know there is never enough time in the day and how you have often wanted to clone yourself?

Or clone your best employees at work?

Well, this amazing company has actually figured out how to do this!

Check it out!      http://www.candcair.com/our-team/

Another Hilarious Kosher Sign at ShopRite

The kosher section in the Clark ShopRite, right by work, has been an ongoing source of entertainment.  The display I saw today was up there with the best.

I guess they had some of these signs left over and why let them go to waste?

Here are two other good ones from ShopRite:
Kosher signage

Unit Price of Cheese

Saw a Car filming for Bing Street View!

Would have gotten a better picture but the stupid person behind me was honking.

The car had a Bing logo which doesn't show in either picture.

How Many Grammatical Errors?

How many grammatical errors can you find in this catalog cover?

I found 4 things that I would correct.

Study in Black, White, and Gray