Friday, May 29, 2015

Hummingbird Feeder

Put this up finally. Hoping hummingbirds will come. Lumpy, thanks for the sugar.

Tuesday, May 19, 2015


Chof K Pareve? That just feels wrong.

And given that these potato chips are kosher and pareve, I am wondering about that "great taste ... naturally" claim...

Sunday, May 17, 2015

Job for Young Boy with Lice

The subject line of an email from the local Yahoo Groups Bulletin Board didn't display the last few letters of the word license. What a difference a few letters make.

They wanted a kid who has a drivers license.

Thursday, May 14, 2015

Fake Trees in the Senate Lobby

These really awful looking fake trees are in the Senate Lobby in DC.

I told the people I was with that the reason the fake trees were in the lobby was because they were cell phone towers.

They did not realize I was joking.

Friday, May 8, 2015

Gearing Up for Mothers' Day

A flower store is next door to the office...
They were pretty busy this week. I can always tell by the amount of garbage that piles up.
The three giant Rent-a-Refrigerators they installed in the parking lot last week were another clue.

I spoke to one of the guys who work there. This is their busiest week of the year. (Apparently Mothers' Day starts on the previous Wednesday and goes on for a week.)

They figure they will be making about 2,000 deliveries in the next few days.
Childrentals, I am not trying to hint something here. It is SOP as usual on Sunday.

For the rest of you, maybe you can be be responsible for their 2,001st delivery! And get your teeth done at the same time! 

Monday, May 4, 2015

Men With Beards 3

Two random guys at Kaaterskill Falls