I'm finally getting over the PPD I've been suffering from this past week. Post Pesach Disorder, in case you were wondering. Or, if you are Uncle Sysfrog, Pre Pesach Disorder.
In other exciting news, my boss picked up a new server cabinet on Friday.
I have some good ideas of what it can be used for before it gets set up:
1. Next person who crashes the server gets a Time Out.
2. I always wanted a walk in closet.
3. I will stand in it, and alternate between announcing "Going Up!" and "Going Down!"
4. We are going to lower it into the ocean and go swimming with the sharks.
Anyone have any other ideas?
8 comments:
Imprison those who disobey the wills of the SQL Chancellor.
to make phone calls
hide when your boss comes and wants to give u more work
I cannot believe that no one suggested the obvious use as a Faraday cage.
Barry says it's a magic disappearing box. You put employees in and make them disappear. He gets to choose which employees.
Buy a Velociraptor and start a side business of petting zoo.
It's my new office, for when I get a promotion.
Building on what Yoni said -
A place for Clark Kent to change into Superman.
Well, I can say that it is better server cabinet, You just need to use it properly.
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