How to Calculate Time Spent in Bathroom

The Poop Fairy

There is no Poop Fairy. But wouldn't it be nice if there were?

Also an Empty Soda Can/Bottle Fairy, Candy Bar Wrapper Fairy, Cigarette Butt Fairy, Fast Food Container Fairy ...

UnitedFail : What was the make of your first car? - Part II

I kindly emailed CustomerCare@united.com to let them know about the absurd security question required for their login:

Trying to log in to my account. Security questions required:

"What was the make of your first car" - Really? Have you seen the choices? Has your site been hacked?

Please let me know when this is fixed.

This was their response:

Thanks for taking the time to write to us. We’re glad to hear from you.

I'm sorry to hear you're not happy with the security questions we're now requiring our customers to answer. When we gave customers the opportunity to create their own questions, the majority of our customers selected questions that were too easy for an unauthorized person to answer.

The security of your account profile, and the important information it contains, is of the utmost importance to us. After much research on the different options for security questions, it was determined this is the best way to prevent unauthorized access to your MileagePlus account.

We always welcome our customers' feedback at http://unitedairtime.com

Regards,

Sue Chan
MileagePlus Service Center

To be continued...

I Would Not Like Them Sam I Am

The origin of the Green Eggs

UnitedFail : What was the make of your first car? - Part I

What was the make of your first car?  Really?

Baby Planks

Bathroom Post

Gotta make sure you are not going to run out of toilet paper.

If I Build It, Will They Come?

Unusual Combination of Things not Allowed

Why Did the Turkeys Cross the Road?

Because the chicken was on vacation, duh!

Why is this not in the Bathroom? subtitle: Modern Art

This is located in the Seattle Art Museum (SAM). 

It is an exhibit in one of the galleries instead of being in the bathroom where it belongs. 

Clearly, I must be a philistine, but can someone please explain to me why this is art?

I didn't take a separate photo of the blurb, but here it is cropped from the above photo. Although it is blurry, you can clearly read the directive on the bottom:

I really think that they used the wrong message. It should not say "Please do not Touch".

I will let you fill in the blank: It should say instead  "Please do not ________."


Image: Urinal, 1984, Robert Gober, American, b. 1954, wood, wire, plaster and enamel paint, 30 x 20 x 20 in., Seattle Art Museum, Gift of the Virginia and Bagley Wright Collection, in honor of the 75th Anniversary of the Seattle Art Museum, 2014.25.24. © Robert Gober, Photo: Paul Macapia.

And I don't care about The Duchamp Fountain either.

Dance of the Sous-vide

Who needs fish?