Showing posts with label absurdities. Show all posts
Showing posts with label absurdities. Show all posts

Wednesday, November 28, 2012

What if Your Home Appliances Joined a Labor Union?

I see all kinds of interesting things on my way to work.

Was sitting in traffic and kept passing and getting passed by this truck and noticed the advert on the back.

Couldn't figure out what the tag line "Crown Boiler - Designed to Lead," was supposed to mean. Couldn’t think of a leadership role for my hot water boiler. Thought maybe I was missing something.

So I thought along the lines of the movie "Chicken Run" where chickens, lead by Mel Gibson (before Mel Gibson became so unsavory,) hatch an escape plan to avoid landing in hot water, but then I realized that that was Broiler not Boiler.

Checking the Crown Broiler site I found out that they do indeed sell hot water boilers.  

Next thought. So maybe they are bragging about their ability to add the element lead (Pb, Atomic Number: 82) to the water? Could be...

Or maybe their hot water boilers do assume a leadership role among home appliances when we are not there (think Toy Story). Like organizing an Appliance Labor Union - "Lower Electric Rates for All!", "More Time Off", "Better Working Conditions", "We Want Out of the Basement", etc. 

When the time comes, remember I own the movie rights, not Crown Boiler. And I don't want Mel Gibson to have a part.






Sunday, November 4, 2012

My Favorite Hurricane Sandy Photo

Kids- Make sure you have parental supervision before you try this.
Thanks to Amanda for being posting the link. Photo credit goes to Twitter user @courtmcmanus. Taken in Milford, CT

Saturday, October 20, 2012

Thursday, October 18, 2012

More Kosher in America

Kosher Ham Glaze.  Who is the target market here?


As seen on the Childrental's Blog

Wednesday, October 17, 2012

Sunday, October 14, 2012

Saturday, September 15, 2012

Anthropomorphic Hibiscus Flower

Usually, when a hibiscus flower dies, it curls up like this and resembles a cocoon.

However, a one point this summer, conditions must have been right for the flowers to curl up like this:

Tuesday, September 4, 2012

Did You and Your Cake the Patient

Question: What do the following 3 sentences have in common? 
 Did you at UK to the patient?   
 Did you and you cant the patient? 
 Did you and your cake the patient

Answer: They are Google Voice Recognition's attempt at understanding the following question:

Did you educate the patient? 

 In case you are wondering ... I had to type up some questions the other day.  Since I am the Guinness world record holder for "World's WOrst TYpist," I decided to try Google Voice Recognition instead of typing.  


I am usually a big fan of  Google Voice Recognition, but for some reason, it had a problem with my pronunciation of the word "Educate" .


Here is another entertaining example of lost in translation:


Demonia old vaccines
and 
P m o gna cockles vaccine
for 
Pneumococcal vaccine

Monday, August 6, 2012

Honk if You Like Purple

As seen on our recent trip to the Highlands in NJ


Monday, April 16, 2012

Yours FREE! For only $6.99!

I love getting offers for "free" stuff that you get for paying money. Here is a sample.

I think FREE stuff will be the start of a new series ...

Tuesday, April 3, 2012

Bizarre Promotion

Anyone besides me think that this is a bizarre promotion?

 Anyone besides me think that this is a bizarre promotion?