PANDORA THINKS I'M FAT

Pandora is constantly insulting me.

First it was those annoying Hebrew Home for the Aged ads. I finally figured out (at least I think so) that they were not actually targeting me in those ads, but "My Aging Parent."

Which is only slightly less insulting.

And then they started in about my weight.

and

As if that weren't enough, they also implied that not only am I fat, but also SHORT and FAT.



Also, my teeth are yellow,



Pandora, that is just not nice.

I really like your music, but you are ruining my self esteem.

And guess what, Pandora doesn't like my HAIR, either.