End Of The Road signs

I love these road signs:

Here are two views of the same sign, one from a distance, the other a closer look. The left lane MUST turn left. If you are in the right lane however, feel free to smash into the gravel piles or storm the fence. Or turn right, take out the fire hydrant, do some bushwacking, and head into the river. (Entin Road, Parsippany, NJ)

Another good one:

Driving Instructions for what to do when approaching a stop sign:

- Come to a complete stop behind the stop sign.
- Check traffic thoroughly in all directions.
- Yield to pedestrians or other vehicles
- Proceed carefully …

Directly into Lake Ontario and continue on to Canada( you will end up somewhere between Toronto and Kingston). (Chimney Bluffs State Park, NY)