Monday, December 9, 2019

Top 10 Ways That You Know That You Are in the South


Top 10 Ways That You Know That You Are in the South

1.  Ubiquitous do not feed the alligator signs




   You are also advised not to swim with alligators. Really.  

2.   Spanish moss hanging from live oak trees


3.  Piggly Wigglies and Wyn Dixie supermarkets


4.       Camouflage a fashion statement


5.       Guns sales and gun shows advertised all over


6.       Confederate flags displayed


7.       Palm trees all over, and not the plastic kind


8.       Insects the size of small pets

9. Many words are pronounced with extra syllables : they-em = them, rye-ight (pronounced like in light) = right, etc.

10. When the temperature is 60 degrees, locals walk around with heavy winter coats



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