Our mail goes into our house through a mail slot.
We also get a daily email from the post office of the day's mail.
It is headlined - COMING TO YOUR MAILBOX SOON (their caps not mine)
Every time I read it, I hear (deep announcer voice) AND NOW, COMING TO A MAILBOX NEAR YOU ... like we are getting Academy Award winning mail.
Instead, the scanned images of our daily mail just confirm what we already suspected - that all we get is junk mail.
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